The Ultimate Authority

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman, and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was "The Best."  The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street.  They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the four men found themselves at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.  There, they met St. Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty.  So the four servicemen asked him, "Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best?"  St. Peter replied, "I can't answer that.  However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him.  Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven."  

Some time later the four men see St. Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when they first entered Heaven.  The four men asked St. Peter if he was able to find an answer.   Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on St. Peter's shoulder.  
In the dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust.  St. Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts in the air, harps play crescendos and St. Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen.  

Memorandum From the Desk of The ALMIGHTY ONE:  

TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines.  

RE:  Which Military Service is "The Best."  

1.)  All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble.  

2.)  Each serves America well and with distinction.  

3.)  Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man.  

4.)  Always be proud of that.   

Warmest regards,  God  USAF (Retired)

Submitted by Carole Sciotto